your blog is good only because you reblogged all of it from me
Big Ang is back!
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
LITERALLY ME @RITA
when is science going to quit with the boring shit and start working on making lightsabers real
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”