June 2013
*gets emotional over pokemon*
your blog is good only because you reblogged all of it from me
if i was famous i would search for homeless people with talent and i would make them famous
So basically what usher did with bieber
They said talent
Big Ang is back!
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
LITERALLY ME @RITA
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
May 2013
when is science going to quit with the boring shit and start working on making lightsabers real
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”





