When you're typing "HAHAHA" but you're not...
B+ in DRAWING I?
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B+ in DRAWING I?
quixotic-hobbit: “Needed more shading and placement.” Bailey- D3U(35 B@Bii
me: can i hang out with my friend next weekend
parents: where are you going to go
parents: what's their name
parents: where do they live
parents: how old are they
parents: are they from the internet
parents: what are their favorite colors
parents: what about hobbies
parents: what about pet names
parents: do you have a girlfriend
parents: are you lying to me
parents: what ethnic group are they
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist: oh you think you're clever???
New Yorker: what
Tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
New Yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor--
Tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
me: hey whats up
AP student: ugh i have so much homework i'm in AP and it's such a hard class why did i take AP i hate all these hard tests and my AP teacher is so strict like more strict than your teacher. no my class is so much harder than yours you don't even know what AP is like
AP CALCCCCCCCCC OMG MRS STAWISUCKKKKKKK
fucking-pancakes: sharapwna: Sonja Morgan...
operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: im hungry
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
IT'S A GIRL'S NIGHT SO WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE...
u-ok: Trainer: Clefairy use Helping Hand! Clefairy donated $50,000 to cancer research, built 12 schools in Chad, Africa and created a peace treaty between America and North Korea Trainer 2: Dragonite use Hyper Beam Clefairy fainted Trainer 2 wins But who is the real winner?